Eva Rambles On…

 

Favourite Facebook group of the now: 

“Germany? FOUR FOR YOU GERMANY, YOU GO GERMANY. And none for Australia, bye”

People who make repetitive noises at quiet times FAIL AT LIFE. Don’t perforate your loose leaf in an exam and STOP BLOWING YOUR NOSE!  Thanks.

Justin Bieber looks like a lesbian woman.

I told you I had a cold, I told you you’d get it, you said you wouldn’t, so don’t blame me when you do!

Whether you live in it or only visit the city occasionally, you should buy ”The Big Issue” Magazine. The magazine, which costs only $5 helps the vendors who sell it. Theses vendors come from all walks of life, some are homeless; some have intellectual of physical disabilities and some are struggling with addictions. All of these vendors have been marginalised through their circumstances and are looking to improve their lives. Check out the website for more information, and watch the video below. I buy this magazine for my Dad every time I go to the city, I think it is a fabulous idea and highly encourage you to do so.

 

Caesar salad is the best thing in the whole ENTIRE world.

Having a bad day? Check out these websites: FAIL Blog FML  and Lamebook

Yesterday morning, on the way to school a small child pegged a large gumnut at my face from a short distance, I then swore very loudly in front of many children. Does this make me a bad person? Because I would have much preferred throwing the little fatty in front of a moving vehicle.

‘Chip Resistant’ nail polish lies. It is not chip resistant AT ALL. I can not stress this enough.

I would also like to remind people that ‘Australian’ is not a language.

I’ve known for quite some time but I have a major girl crush on Rachel McAdams, she is amazing.

Ok, so I like mushrooms, but mushroom favoured food is probably the worst thing I have ever been fed. Mushroom soup and mushroom flavoured pasta should be outlawed. No one should be allowed to eat it. 

If you ever want to do really well on the “Strange but True” segment on channel 10′s “Good News Week”, start reading the “Odd Spot” section on the front of “The Age” newspaper, I guarantee that a quarter of those stories are from it!

I wait for weeks for my finger nails to look nice enough to paint, I paint them and then a day or two later I start chipping the paint off, I can’t stop either, I’m addicted!

My favourite Facebook group this week has to be “Apparently, the five-second rule doesn’t apply when you’ve dropped a baby.“ 

My cat eats potpourri, I’m not sure why it’s so appealing to her.. She also sleeps on me like a baby! (Yes, I am in my pjs..)

I secretly love it when Eddie McGuire off  “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” insults people. But gosh, he can be horrible..

I don’t understand why girls wear ug boot outside on wet days, they’d be like sponges..